We make death look sexy.  Just kidding. There is nothing sexy about this episode. Just a reminder...don't listen to this podcast anymore. 

We talk about some terrible home remedies. You know what's not a good remedy? This podcast. You can skip this one and just go see a doctor instead. 

In this bonus episode Patrick Hale (Co-owner and Co-producer of Universehead Podcast Network) sits down with SNL alumni and screenwriter Tim Kazurinsky who was nice enough to let us pick his brain. 

We don't deserve to have SNL alumni, and screenwriter Tim Kazurinski on the show with us...but somehow we do. We talk to him about the crazy days of SNL and masturbating monkeys. We normally suggest not listening to these episodes, but this one? You should listen to this one.  We are awful garbage people, but Tim is a great, great man. 

It's Sharla's birthday so Drew does all the heavy lifting. Please skip this one. 

We talk porn statistics in this one. You don't really need to know this stuff. Don't even worry about it. 

We talk nasty with Chris Tourre And Steve Hund from the Inferior Men Podcast. They're horrible, don't listen to this one. Their podcast is great though, you should listen to their show instead.

This one is about poop, and what your poop says about you. So you can probably skip this one. 

Sharla asks horrible questions. Drew tries to answer them in earnest. Don't even bother with this one. 

We talk about real dolls in this one. It's not worth it. Don't listen.

Get a glass of wine. Put on some sexy tunes. Cuddle up next to the one you love. Then both of you kill yourselves together.   There're some great podcasts out there. This is not one of those. Please don't listen.

We talk about blood. We talk about Drew's kidney stones. Whatever. Look...We're not trying to tell you what to do. But please stop listening to this podcast.

We play Would You Rather, but instead of "you" we replace it with Drew. Because it ryhmes. Get it? Why are you still listening to this garbage?  

We play D&D kinda. Not really, but sort of. I don't know this one is mostly about human sacrifice. We hated it. You should hate it too. Please stop listening to this show. We don't want to do this anymore. 

The beautifully disgusting Nick and Jess De Fina join us this week. This one is about fu#$ed up foods. You may gag a bit. Also poop stories. Don't listen to this podcast anymore. 

We have a guest this week! Abso Lutely Production's very own Drew Kordik joins in on this horrible thing we call a podcast. This one is about world records.  Spoiler alert...they're not from Guinness.

This is our Hangover Special because we were hungover from drinking too much alcohol. This one's about how important it is to have a good teacher.  

Still here huh? Okay. Well, We talk about torture in this one...so...You can thank Rasheeda Moore for this.

This one is about serial killers. Don't listen to it please. Thanks.

You're still listening to this? I mean...it's not gonna get any better. Fine.  This one is about masterbating with things.