Hey remember football? Remember when there was football every week? Scott and Dan do. They talk about their post season depression. They both cry a lot in this episode. Engineer Pat has legally changed his name to Blake Bortles.
Caution: This episode of the Push Off contains spoilers from that last Super Bowl game that just happened. And Scott's mom's secrets REVEALED!
Lo, There do I see my Father
Lo, There do I see my Mother and
My Brothers and my Sisters
Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the beginning
Lo, They do call to me
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla
Where thine enemies have been vanquished
Where the brave shall live Forever
Nor shall we mourn but rejoice for those that have died the glorious death.
Dan becomes and honorary Vikings fan. Scott begins his stress drinking. Engineer Pat has gone full Bortles.
Dan takes 3 road teams. Scott is trying to be objective but is actually pissing his pants. Engineer Pat has replaced all his clothes with Jaguars jerseys.
Fireings. Playoffs. Scott's Mom.
This week Scott can't stop doing cocaine. Dan's a poet and doesn't realize it. And Engineer Pat "Bortles" his way in our pants.
Scott and Dan talk catch rule flow charts. Producer Drew plays Magic The Gathering in the other room.
Scott doesn't like fighting. Dan channels his inner Boston, and the Broncos have won the Superbowl.
Scott tries Henesey. Dan's marriage is being ruined by football. And the Broncos are skipping the playoffs and going straight to the Superbowl.
Scott becomes his dad. Dan wants to fight Sean McDermott. The Broncos are doing great.
Scott gets engaged. Dan takes quaaludes . Todd is not on this one, but can be found posting weird S#!t on the facebook group.
Dan is mad. Scott is fine. Producer Drew doesn't want to talk about it.
Dan does heroin for the first time, and Scott finds a new way to correct his eventual erectile dysfunction.
This week we join Dan in the shower, and Scott's mom continues to "School Boy" them in picks.
Scott and Dan talk week 7 with Chiefs fan Garrett Kelly. Weird stats. And Producer Drew wonders why the Broncos have been on a 3 week BYE.
Scott and Dan talk week 7 with Chiefs fan Garrett Kelly. Weird stats. And Producer Drew wonders why the Broncos have been on a 3 week BYE.
The Prophecy is being fulfilled. Dan and Scott talk about how bad the Broncos beat the Giants...they did right? The Broncos won that game right? Producer Drew distinctly remembers the Broncos winning that game. Nothing is real. F#$ck football.
Scott and Dan talk about how incorrect their picks are. and Flacco.
Scott apologizes for his picks this week. Dan answers the call from a water-filled tarp in the back of a pickup truck.